I woke up at 230am, checked my phone, and saw this. I have no words or explanation. Siri has a mind of her own.
Do you remember how when you were little and in the car your parents would talk at the perfect volume so that you knew they were talking but couldn’t make out what they were saying.
My roommates are doing that to me right now.
my lunch break was super duper late today, so i was super duper excited to eat, & i finally sat down with my food, go on facebook… & somebody posted a picture of kevin ware’s leg injury.
i don’t think i can’t eat now. i also don’t think i’m ever going to sleep again, either.
thanks a whole fucking lot, facebook.
This shit happened to me too, except it was right before I went to sleep and I dreamt of it all night Iong. Idiots.
So sad I’m missing tegan and sara in mke tonight cause I’m home sick with a cold. Boo.
My dessert consists of a scoop of whipped cream, some fresh blueberries, and a handful of chocolate chips.
Chef, extraordinaire.
Yes please um yes don’t mind me I’ll just be here licking your face
(Source: ariellekebbel)